But hail my work colleagues ...

In other news, Geezer had a party on Saturday night and great fun was had. The Truth (formerly Four Example) and Young Beezy (my new alias) had fun witnessing Geezer tear absolute shreds off a guest of Lithuanian descent. He told said Lithuanian: "I'm sure your mates think you're a good bloke, but you're acting like an absolute twat".

Those words, delivered in a beautiful British accent, were thoroughly endorsed by most attendees. Geezer, who wouldn't be out of place in England's front row, simply put God's gift to women where he belonged. In his place. We couldn't contain our excitement in this photo op with the esteemed broadsheet's Aussie flag.

And this from the mouth of Geezer, putting in the hard yards at work last night: "I took the liberty of consulting the CIA world factbook on Lithuania and came up with the following stats ... it has an "inadequate" phone system ... a population of 3,500,000 (so what are the odds of meeting three and them all being twats? There are probably 3,499,997 wonderful Lithuanians) ... life expectancy for males 69.2 years." Thanks to Geezer for that insightful commentary and also the hospitality. Thanks also to The Truth for the varied selection of beers - Budweiser and XXXX Gold.

Ladies, Geezer is available but The Truth is taken after announcing his engagement to a lovely lady from Florida last week. They're getting married in New York's Central Park in August. Awesome stuff!

The night for me ended at 5.30am after singing Elliott Smith songs with Geezer's housemate and liaising with other female guests. It was a big day having earlier attended Princess Ori's party in the city and attending a working bee at the new/old place with Poppa Blog, Cameroon and Cameroon's dad. K-Beezer provided coffee from Gloria Jean's and sandwiches from Subway but, unfortunately, no picture opportunities.