The Life And Times Of JB

"I'm not an MC, I'm not a G, I mean I'm A to Z - and everything in between."

The song of the moment (December 14, 2007) is "Even If It Kills Me" by Motion City Soundtrack

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Then the scenery changes ...

I told you JB was going to mix it up on the blog this year. No longer do I have to appear in a picture for it to be displayed up here! Hot off the e-mail are some photographs that (Not So) Single Forever sent me from my American high school reunion over the weekend. Word on the street is that this picture was actually taken for me! I feel so special! You should know this alkaline trio, but in case you don't from left to right is G.I. Vic, (NS) SF and my other friend, The Other G-Squared, who ironically shares the same birthday as moi. I didn't attend obviously and it makes me sad looking at these pictures that I wasn't able to show, but on the other hand, I spent some quality time with them last year. Thanks guys!

As for the weekend's events in my neck of the woods, including The Age Run To The G, you'll just have to tune in tomorrow or feel the judicial wrath of the District Attorney aka Action Man Figurine in reverse pose - proudly sponsored by Mount Franklin - who wore the same gear last year, namely a contradictory outfit of black lycra and a grey wifebeater, if you're into that sort of thing. Had he washed his clothes since May 2005? What was JB wearing? As I said earlier, stay tuned, for the pictures and, more importantly, the results. No doubt, these photographs will prompt a volley of talkback from the dwindling number of readers out there. And they said the blog was going downhill!

7 Comments:

  • At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dude put some pants on. hey this metro has some shank doesn't he? he's not even bothered doing his shoe laces up. ooh - look at me ever'one - I'm a hot runner with long black legs (like is that somekind of a concession to black supression - what a joke!) and TWO bottles of water. I stay at college at University (Monash Clayton actually - I'm studying a double major in PR and Commerce/ Law - second year and I just lurv clubbing with my other cool girl friends on a Thursday and a Friday and a Saturday and I so like going to brunch in South Yarra and being really grown up on a Sunday - oh forget it I DO have a bf you know)and I don't even have that many bottles of MF water when I study for exams. Bet he doesn't even run. and that singlet. eeeww! that is so Jess and Marty BB'04. I do pilates at the gym.

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dude, you went out in that?! not even serena williams would grace the tennis court in such scandalous attire. no wonder you beat JB (that's the word on the street) and the rest of the field because you scared everyone away! to think there was only a thin strip of spandex between your crown jewels and the rest of society gives this subscriber a feeling that the apocalypse is well upon us.

    i am truly disgusted. you have lost a loyal reader - consider my subscription cancelled!

     
  • At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As a runner I can respect the lactic acid and recovery benefits of the sport skins tights, however as a fellow human being i also always respect the geneva convention where it states 'men who wear lycra tights when exercising must wear shorts over the top'.

    I think the DA needs to look out, his image will be appearing next to saddam, osama and slobodan for crimes against humanity.

    Just please put us all at ease JB, tell us you weren't in matching outfits...

     
  • At 2:27 PM, Blogger Jay Bee said…

    As I said, stay tuned!

     
  • At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    what the hell is the DA wearing???? tell him I am APPALLED!

     
  • At 3:37 PM, Blogger Jay Bee said…

    The DA checks it out quite regularly - he may even be the source of some of these anonymous posts, just not all of them.

    JB

     
  • At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This slender frame of male I am seeing on my screen requires some immediate attention. According to section 38b of the "National Enquiry into Attire for the Fashion Conscious Whilst Exercising", qualifying evidence has been granted to this poor miser, for severely breaching the Lycra/Spandex/Polyester/Nad Chaffing rule. Shame on him. And on his armpits.

     

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